Find what you love and let it kill you.

-Bukowski

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

(via unimportant)

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

(via w0nd3rstruck18)

well that definitly seeled the deal on that one.

  • person: do u want to hang out
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask her*
  • me: she said no

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

(via whale-orgasms)

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(Source: clavid, via crystallized-teardrops)